Every year it happens in January and every year I don’t have the balls to buy a ticket. I, like many men out there have a fond relationship with porn. It’s like it’s own life force if you will. I am happy with porn. I am angry with porn. I 100% have a relationship with porn despite having never met a female pornstar.
Notice I said female. When I was in college I went to a Dennis Rodman birthday party thing at this club called the Redroom. And what did I wind up doing? I hung out with Mr. Marcus the entire time. This is a true story. I still have the guy’s business card to this day. On it read “Need Something?” That guy is the man. He’s also like 5 feet tall, a nice guy and he bought me at least 10 shots.
Ah college. What a grand time. Sorry guys. I’m off the point. Porn Stars. That’s right.
Here are some great ones who were at this year’s AVN Awards
